Are computer male or female?
Why are some things male (the table) and other female (the couch).
Why are some male names in Germany (the river) and in other languages other hand, female (la rivière)?
Why is it sometimes does not agree? Does it now or the flyer THE Fleyer?
What is the computer? A man or a woman? This I found on the Internet some good answers:
The opinion blog attempt was the cause scientific tackle analytically. What are the arguments for it and like it.
The Coumputer clearly a woman because:
first No one except the 'inventor' understands the internal logic.
second The original use language that computer to be able to communicate with other computers is to understand for anyone else.
third Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later 'use' repealed.
4th Once you up to a / m Computer 'known', did you realize that you must spend at least half of your salary for accessories.
The computer is a man, because:
first To about anything to do with it, you have the computer 'turn on'.
second They have a lot 'on the box', but can still do not think for yourself.
third They should really help you in solving problems, but half the time they themselves are the problem.
4th As soon as you have for a decision, you have to find that you, if you had waited a little longer, can get a better model to have.
from "Flirt-Technical Overview" can be established the following propositions. There are, however, many prejudices into play here. But smoke is also known, where a fire. Maybe right after all the odd point. (Source )
10 arguments to the thesis that computers are female:
1. Only their creator understands their internal logic.
second Even the smallest operator error leading to the total crash.
third Your very own language, in which they communicate with each other, is incomprehensible to everyone else.
4th She does not even meet the minimum please, without asking whether this is really mean it.
5th The error message "program or file name not found" is equivalent to "If you want to understand me anyway, I do not talk to you."
6th Once you have a copy at home, you need to half your income for the enhancement.
7th They are the fashion requirements of Microsoft totally deaf, regardless of whether they can wear it or not.
8th Each tiny little thing is long-winded comments.
9th You do terribly until they have finished their preparations.
10th Everything is stored on the same criteria, for the contents of a handbag.
So, how will you deal in future with your computer?
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